Lies
At university I had a brief but passionate affair with Glenda Jackson but had to knock it on the head when I was asked to captain the England rugby team. A year later my first novel was snapped up by a top UK publisher but I declined to go ahead with the deal, reasoning that the novel was dead. A successful dual career in both advertising and the City of London left me rich beyond my wildest dreams. However, I hid all the money in a field and jacked in my jobs to concentrate on my true passion – teaching punk guitar to retired businessmen.
